Saturday, December 14, 2013

Simply Macros

What does MACRO stand for? It is Messy And Confusing Repeated Operation. Last lesson inMicrosoft Excel. Ang unang pagkakaalam ko sa Macro ay yung lens na inilalagay namin sa camera (NIKON D700) namin para mas malinaw ang kuha mo sa maliliit na bagay. HAHA. Sir, may alam din ako sa cameras! :P . Baka kung gusto niyo po magshoot, isama niyo ako! JOKE. Ehh hindi lang pala yun ang meaning ng macros. In the world of computers, it is a computer instruction that initiates a series of additional instructions. Okay. Medyo isa rin ito sa mga madadaling lesson sa Microsoft Excel but a little tricky because once you record a macro wrong, all your instructions will be affected. Kaya bawal dito ang mga "Careless People". Joke! XD

Practice your Creativity in Microsoft Excel


Ever heard of drawing cartoons or animations in Microsoft Excel? Well, you gotta try it! Try it yourself! Its amazing. If your getting bored in scrolling up and down in Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, Ask.fm or other social networking sites, why not try opening your Microsoft Excel and fill the cells with colors and form a character in it. But if your getting bored in practicing your creativity in Microsoft Excel, then go back scrolling up and down in the social networking site you wanna use! HAHA! XD

Charts and Graphs


HEAVEN. This is the easiest among all lessons we learned in Microsoft Excel in Computer Science I. Easy as ABC, easy as 123 or simple as DO RE MI, ABC, 123 baby you and me girl! HAHA! Just Kidding! Its just like this, you start by entering the numeric data for the chart on a worksheet. Then you can plot that data into a chart by selecting the chart type that you want to use on the Office Fluent Ribbon (Insert tab,Charts group).

Joke, Jogoo , Joke Lang

Gusto mo ng jokes? Pass the Entrance examination in Philippine Science High School-Bicol Region Campus and enroll now. As long as si Sir Tom pa rin ang maghahandle ng Computer Science I next year and for the incoming years. Sa Computer Laboratory ng Philippine Science HIgh School, dito mo mararanasan ang mga experiences during serious lessons and biglang sisingitan ni Sir Tom ng joke. Minsan ko lang nagegets ang mga jokes ni Sir. Isa sa mga nagets ko after 10 minutes na nagjoke si Sir ay yung biglang nagtanong si Sir ng "Alam niyo yung CURRENCY?", then we all ask "Ano po yun Sir?", then our Sir replies back "Diba yun yung kapatid ni Jules, si CURRENCY". Okay, I'm remembering my past na kung sino ang nagpakilala sakin na Jules and naalala ko na siya yung boy with brace ng Grade 8-Ilang-Ilang. And ang sunod kong inisip, yung mga names na magtatama sa CURRENCY. And after 10 minutes, nakuha ko, yun pala "Karen Sy". Okay, kapag papasok ka na sa Computer Laboratory, dapat malawak ang iyong pangunawa.

Friday, December 13, 2013

First Long Test on Third Quarter

Long Test. Bakit ko ba pinakinggan ang Wrecking Ball ni Miley Cyrus? Tuloy, buong period namin sa Computer Science habang naglolong-test kami, Wrecking Ball palagi ang nasa isip ko. Ano ba 'to? May ipinapahatid bang kahulugan ang kantang ito? Sinasabi bang parang nabawasak ang score ko ng Wrecking Ball ni Miley? Will I get a low score? Habang naglolong-test kami, kabado ako. HIndi lang dahil nadidistract ako ng mga HINTS ni Sir Tom! Yung ibang sagot ko, sure na ako pero nung pinagtatama ko na sa mga hint ni Sir, nacoconfuse ako!

Excelling in Excel


So many days passed means many days passed that our lesson in Computer Science is all about Microsoft Excel. And I really miss our old friends, who are Microsoft Word and Microsoft Powerpoint presentation. For all the family of Microsoft, Microsoft Excel is my enemy. Microsft Excel is my bestfriend, rather. Excel makes me dizzy. Because of its tens, hundreds, thousands, millions, billions. but of its infinite boxes that covers my monitor. Not only those boxes, but also its very long functions and formulas we type in one cell. Although I don't have a backgrround experience in Microsoft Excel, I can understand the functions and formulas! :P ! HAHA!

The Spreadsheet Poem

=((A1+B1+C1+(A2*SQRT(B2)))/C2)+(A3*B3)=(C3^A4)+B4
A dozen, a gross and a score
Plus three times the square root of four, Divided by seven,
Plus five times eleven,
Equals nine squared and not a bit more.

Let's Get Out of the BOX for the Meantime.


Forget Computer Science for the meantime, Let's talk about entertainment and enjoyment. YEAH! Catching Fire na! November 22. We planned to watch it at SM City Naga. May balak kaming manood ni Beatrix sa Naga kahit taga-Camarines Norte kami! :P . Kahit 2 hours ang byahe from Camarines Norte to Naga, sisikapin namin. Ganyan kami kasipag magbyahe. Sisikapin namin kasi Ctaching Fire yan ehh. Yung First Installment ng Hunger Games ay enjoy, lalo na ngayong Second Installment na kung saan lahat ng victors of the past games from every district ay maglalaban-laban.

One Week Vacation

One week vacation ni Sir Tom, One week vacation namin sa Computer Science. NO. Sabi ni Sir Tom one week before vacation niya, hindi daw siya papasok kasi may seminar sila. Akala namin walang Computer Science so "Party-Party". Ang dami-daming pumapasok sa isip ko na plano kong gawin sa period ng Computer Science like magvovolleyball kami nila KC, Paula, Duane and Ralvina or kakain kami nila Maricon, Rina, Inna and Beatrix sa canteen. But, when Sir Tom said "May iiwan akong activities na gagawin niyo and dapat tapusin niyo na yung mga files sa hindi niyo pa tapos". Okay na sana ehh, akala ko "ACTIVITY", yun pala "ACTIVITIES".

The Different Perspectives of "IF" Questions


The World of English:
If you had only 24 hours to live, what would you do?
If a classmate asked you for the answer to a question during an exam while the teacher was not looking, what would you do?
If someone's underwear was showing, would you tell them?
If the whole world were listening, what would you say?
If one song were to describe your life, what song would it be?

Joke:
Alam niyo yung "if"? Diba yun yung ginawa ni God sa Creation para may kasama si Adam, si IF (Eve).

Computer Science:
=IF(A1>10, "Larger", "Smaller")
=IF(A1>10,"Over 10","10 or less")
=IF(A2="Tech on the Net", 12, 0)
=IF(A2<=100,"Within budget","Over budget")
=IF(A1=20, "Equal", "Not Equal")
=IF(A4>89,"A",IF(A4>79,"B", ))

=IF(A4>69,"C",IF(A4>59,"D","F"))

Different Quarter, Different Language

Okay, so this is how I will start. If my First Quarter and Second Quarter is written or published in English lanquage, what if I change it to Filipino this Third Quarter? But I'll try publishing posts in English so Foreign Persons who will visit my page can understand it (para namang may bibisita sa blog ko na ibang lahi, XD) and I might die if I dont speak in English (wehh). Retained lang naman ang grade ko sa Computer Science, pero, ano kaya ang maging grade ko Third Quarter? Itlog ba? HAHA.